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No Internet?

What did our parents do when they were bored with no internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.

Stay Humble

It doesn’t matter how big your house is, how much money you have, or that you wear expensive clothes. Our graves will all be the same size. Stay humble.

Irish Birth Control

 Mrs.Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ …

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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar.

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from   Ireland . The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I sure am!’ The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about in   Ireland  are …

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